Audition Announcement

Audition Announcement

To the Prospective Guest,

You are cordially invited to a night of deception, accusations, and… well, murder. But before we get to the “who-dun-it,” we have to decide “who-plays-it.” The Hill House aka College Community Theatre is looking for its colorful cast of characters. Whether you’re a bit of a Scarlett, a bumbling Mustard, or a neurotic Peacock, we want to see what you bring to the conservatory.

The Guestlist

  • WADSWORTH – A traditional British butler in every sense: uptight, formal and “by the book.” He is the driving force in the play.
  • YVETTE – A loyal and sexy French maid.
  • MISS SCARLET – A dry, sardonic D.C. socialite, more interested in secrets.
  • MRS. PEACOCK – The wealthy wife of a senator. A bit batty, neurotic and quick to hysteria.
  • MRS. WHITE – A pale, morbid and tragic woman. Mrs. White may or may not be the murderer of her five ex-husbands.
  • COLONEL MUSTARD – A puffy, pompous, dense blowhard of a military man.
  • PROFESSOR PLUM – An arrogant academic, easily impressed by himself.
  • MR. GREEN – A timid, yet officious, rule follower. He’s awfully anxious.
  • THE COOK – A gruff woman with a threatening presence. (Alive and Dead.)
  • SINGING TELEGRAM GIRL – A tap dancer with a heart of gold. (Alive and Dead.)
  • AUXILIARY SCARLET – The back of Miss Scarlet during a scene of theatrical trickery.
  • BACKUP COP – Backup for the Chief in the very final “Cops” entrance.
  • MR. BODDY – A slick, Frank Sinatra, film noir-esque type fella. (Alive and Dead.)
  • THE MOTORIST – A professional driver. (Alive and Dead.)
  • CHIEF OF POLICE – A cop who helps to save the day.
  • THE UNEXPECTED COP – A regular joe. (Alive and Dead.)
  • BACKUP COP – A backup for the Chief
  • AUXILIARY MUSTARD – The back of Colonel Mustard during a scene of theatrical trickery.

The Requirements

To ensure you aren’t just another body in the hallway, please prepare the following:

  • A Brief Comedic Monologue: Bring us a one-minute piece that showcases your comedic timing. We’re looking for high stakes, frantic energy, or dry wit—anything that suggests you might be hiding a secret (or a lead pipe).
  • Cold Readings: Be prepared to stay for group “re-enactments.” You will be paired with other suspects to read scenes. Cooperation is mandatory. Survival is optional.

The Dress Code

No need for a tuxedo just yet, but come ready to move. There’s a lot of running from room to room when the lights go out.

“Communism is just a red herring.” — But your audition shouldn’t be. Make it count!

THE DOSSIER: TIMES, LOCATIONS, AND ALIBIS

The Gathering

Report to the Bob Clapp Theatre at BMCC at the appointed hour. Do not be late, or we shall be forced to start the evening without you!

  • Tuesday, February 24 at 6:30 PM
  • Wednesday, February 25 at 6:30 PM

The Video Alibi

  1. The Monologue: Record a 1–2 minute comedic performance. If it isn’t funny, we’ll assume you’re the first victim.
  2. The Interrogation: After your monologue, please remain on camera and answer one of the following questions from our investigators.
CHOOSE YOUR INTEROGATION

  • The Accusation: Tell us about a time you were “caught red-handed” doing something absolutely ridiculous. What was your excuse, and did anyone actually believe it?
  • The Technical Difficulty: Relive a moment when everything went spectacularly wrong during a performance or public event. How did you handle the “corpse” in the room?
  • The Secret Talent: What is a completely useless, bizarre, or silly skill you possess that would serve no purpose in solving a murder, but might entertain the guests while we wait for the police?
  • The Red Herring: Tell us a story about a time you tried to be helpful but only made the situation significantly more chaotic. Who was the real “victim” of your assistance?


For any questions, please contact 541.215.9917 or email contact@collegecommunitytheatre.com

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